How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
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