How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
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