What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do trees wear to the lake?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?