What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?