How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's a forklift?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
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