How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
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Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
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