Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why do elephants have trunks?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?