How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
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Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What day is your mom always right?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
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