Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Which animals make the best football players?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What time of day was Adam created?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?