Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why are the mountains so tired?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?