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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?