What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What sport is always getting in trouble?