What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?