What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
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