Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?