Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?