Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?