What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call an animal pop star?

How do you talk to a giant?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"