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What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

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What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

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Where do tough ducks come from?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

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