What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What's the ocean's favorite song?