Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
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