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How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Where do polar bears vote?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do bees chew?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

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Why didn't the melons get married?

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Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?