When should baseball players wear armor?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?