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What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

How do billboards talk?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do little fish love to play with?