What part of a football field is never the same?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

How do automobiles fly?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Families are like fudge.

Why did he change his bike's tires?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?