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Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

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Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

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Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?