What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What's E.T. short for?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?