What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why was the bunny upset?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why are frogs always so happy?