Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?