Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?