What did March say to the madness?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?