What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?