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The grumpire.
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What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Which celebrity always frowns?
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Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
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What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
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