What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.