Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do billboards talk?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Which fly makes films?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the computer run out of money?
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