Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?