Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What horn never makes a sound?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?