What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What's the most masculine animal?