Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?