Why do fish live in salt water?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?