Why did the cat go to medical school?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why do football players make great fishermen?