Why do elephants have trunks?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?