What does a lion call an antelope?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you give a sick pig?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?