What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Which condiment adds the most kick?