What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you call hiking college students?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What's the friendliest national park?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Where do belly buttons go to college?