Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.