What famous scientist will try anything?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What do bees say in the summer?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?