Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
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Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
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