What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do fish use for glasses?