What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?