What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Where does laundry go to college?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What game do cows play at parties?