What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Where would you put an injured insect?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What did the confused bee say?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?