What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?