Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What did one plate say to the other?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?