What car always breaks the rules?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?