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What do golfers drink on the green?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

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What do you call two birds in love?

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