What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What did March say to the madness?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?