What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What nationality are most fish?
What animals make the best students?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
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