What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
If you need help building an ark..
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What animal floats best?
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