What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where do horses reside?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
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