What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What's the richest basketball team?

Which former US President was always cold?