Why do cats give such great massages?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What car always breaks the rules?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?