Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What fish sings the best?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
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