Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?