I'm not a bad putter.

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Which animals make the best football players?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What type of flower grows up too fast?