Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What's the most popular cat in New England?