My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why was the bud so shy?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

How can you make 7 even?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?