What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?