What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What do you give a sick pig?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?