What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's black and white and red all over?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?