What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

A book just fell on my head.

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?