What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?