Where do ships always get stuck?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

How do fleas travel?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

How can you make 7 even?