What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?