How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What car can you only see twice a year?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?