Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why do dogs run in circles?
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