What position does lemonade play in baseball?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why did the turkey join the band?