What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What's the slowest 5k?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?