Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the turkey join the band?
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