Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

How do bears keep cool?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What does Santa order at the bar?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why do dogs run in circles?