How do you make a bear really angry?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What is sand's favorite movie?

How do bees get to school?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?