What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?