Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?