What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How does the sun listen to music?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why was the cat so small?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
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