Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What condiment has wings?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?