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How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Which state is the cleanest?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?