How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Which singer could always break a five?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?