Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why was the bee sad?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What is the strongest animal?

What do cows say when you milk them?

We had a discussion about roses.

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?