What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
What do you call a magical reptile?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
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What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why is winter considered holy?
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