What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
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Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
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