What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

How are mountains able to see?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?