What do cows say when you milk them?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What does a dog say before eating?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why was the bee sad?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's the noisiest food?