What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What math figure is also in the band?
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