How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
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