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What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do you call hiking college students?