How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
When do flowers get their workout in?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
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