How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are all priests fit?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
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