How many insurance policies do cats need?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

How long will dinner be?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?