How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why was the dog so popular?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
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