What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How did the tree get lost?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
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