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What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's the richest basketball team?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What's the politest month?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?