Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why is winter considered holy?

What kind of pants do fish wear?