What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What animal floats best?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What is another name for a cow?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?