Why did the student always get straight A's?

Where does laundry go to college?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

How do horses navigate at night?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?