What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

How are teens like cats?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?