Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What day do hands always go to church?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why was the math book sad?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
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