Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
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What do you call the dog magician?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What country has the most fish?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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