What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?