Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I broke my finger!
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
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