Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What does Santa call Christmastime?