Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!