Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why are books always so angry?

What do math teachers eat?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?