What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did March say to the madness?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?