Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What sports are both plant-based?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What did the ocean say to the beach?