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Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

How do frogs get to work?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.