Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?