What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?