Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why are fish such good architects?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why do bees buzz?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?