Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?