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What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What fish sings the best?

What bird is losing its hair?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why are books always so angry?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Who granted the fish a wish?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?