What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why do football players make great fishermen?

It's allergy season again?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?