What's a goose's favorite book?
Moby Duck.
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did Mickey Mouseā¢ļø get hit with a ball?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why was the horse so happy?
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