Which tree can't stop crying?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?