What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's the scariest letter?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?