Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
What do you call a tired tree?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why is summer always sad?
What do jokesters study in college?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
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