What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?