What animal knows how to work a computer?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why are baseball games at night?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?