What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
Why are turtles so shy?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which relative loves rice?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Where do frogs keep their money?
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