What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
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