Why don't fish play basketball?

How much money does a skunk have?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call a dog in space?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Which subject has two parts?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?