Which dance will a chicken not do?

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When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Where do kittens go to school?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

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