What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the bunny upset?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
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