What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do you call an arctic cow?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Which subject has two parts?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What do fairies always drink?

Why are bakers paid so much money?