What do mice do when they're at home?

What's the friendliest pen?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

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