Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?