If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What's the friendliest pen?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do bees chew?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?