Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?