Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What is a table you can eat?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Where would you find an elephant?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?