What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's a father's favorite flower?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?