What horn never makes a sound?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?