What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?