Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
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