How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What does a panda ghost say?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?