What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What country has the most fish?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What is the emptiest holiday?