What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What country has the most fish?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

How do you drive a man crazy?